Showing posts with label Sardar Jokes. Show all posts
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Sunday, March 28, 2010

A Letter From A Sardar Ji Mother To Her Son





My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.

I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address.

Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The First time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull Him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love - Mom.

P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
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I Am A Proud Sardar








Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Sardar Mathematics........very Interesting








little lengthy but Interesting......................


There is this group of 7 Sardars who plan to meet their old friend the President Dr. Zail Singh

The Sardars decide to take a taxi.

The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan.

The meter shows Rs. 28/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me Rs.
28/-."

Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7.


This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:
____
7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).
7
--
21
21
--
0
--

The driver is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of the Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of happiness is writtern on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.

Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake.

They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the President of the nation!

They ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare.

Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says, "See, I am
not
good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something I am an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi driver and check the result. This is how I do for those tax forms I get very often. The process is slow but is sure." The other sardars nod their heads
(?) in appreciation.

The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:
13
13
13
13
13
13
13
--
28
--
i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=28 so this checks out.

He then says, "Yes, it's correct. But I can also call my close friend and Finance man Banta Singh.

Banta Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that
he
doesn't think it is a bad deal but says, "No problem! I will verify it via
mathematical computation. I'll verify it with multiplication. That is
the
best technique for this, you see!"

While others watch in admiration, Banta Singh goes on to write as
shown:
13
x7
--- (7*3=21 ,7*1=7 so 21+7=28)
21
+ 7
--
28 This checks out as well.
--
Then he says, "This is really fine. There should be no problem, President Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods."
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Sardar Complained 2 Police







Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....
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Sardar Shoked After Looking His Wife







Two Sardars were walking together
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain

2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha
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Akal Badhi Ya Bhains





Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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What Is Common Between





What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays
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To Avoid Side Effect







Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess

what ---To avoid side effect!!!
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Tum Hamesha Foreign Channel Kyon Daikhtey Ho








Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
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What Sadar Will Call To Mother






If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Sardar Replied : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Sardar Ji And Un Ka Nokar






Sardar ke bagiche me bahut podhey they.
Sardar ne naukar se bola, podho ko pani dal do.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai" sardar : abe budhu chatri pakr ke dal lo
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Weather Forecast And Sarda Ji







Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so?

He replied that the weather forecase announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot
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Sardar In School






How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board
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Sardarji Where Were U Born








Man:sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.

Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
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How Sardar Kill A Lion







How can a Sardar Kill a Lion?

Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolor ta ra ra.
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Sardar Falls In Love







Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, "I LOVE YOU SISTER."
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Sardar Bought A New Mobile







Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 now it is 6610".
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RACE




SARDAR JI SAW SOME BOYS RUNNING IN THE STREET HE ASKS ONE MAN THAT WHATS GOING ON
MAN:RACE IS GOING ON BETWEEN THESE BOYS
SARDAR:WHAT THEY WILL GET FROM THIS RACE
MAN:THE WINNER WILL GET THE PRICE
SARDAR:THEN WHY OTHER BOYS ARE RUNNING
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Sardar Ji In Exam






Once Sardar came to know that the essay "My Friend" will be in his English language exams.But when he sits in the exam the essay was "My Father"....So he was confused alot but after a moment he got one very good idea. He thought hmmm I replace word friend to word father in essay. So What he writes:
I have many fathers but Dara singh is my best father. He often comes to my house.We do every work together.My mom also likes him very much. we paly together with mom...hahaha
and he writes in the result:
"A father in need is a father indeed"
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AEROPLANE






1ST SARDAR:YAAR ITNA BARA AEROPLANE HOTA HAI YE IS KO PAINT KAISE KARTEIN HAIN.
2ND SARDAR:OOE PAGAL JAB AEROPLANE URTA HAI TO JAB BOHAT UPAR JA KAR CHOTA SA HO JAATA HAI NA TAB KARTEIN HAIN.
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