You and I

I am Twitter and U are my tweet,
I am a scribble pad and U are my light pen,
I am a doctor and U are my stethoscope,
I am a magnetic north pole, U are the south pole,
I am a flower with nectar, and U are the bee,
I am a Java socket, and U are the thread,
I am a contest, and U are the prize,
I am a child class, and U are my protected object,
I am Dennis and U are the menace,
I am an angel and U are my wings,
I am a psycho and U are my knife,
I am a candle and U are my light,
I am a streetsmart dog and U are my bark,
I am an album and U are the picture,
I am a nomad and U are my map!

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Paoon Phaylaoon Tu Diwar Se Sar Lagta Hai

Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare Susral Waley
Raz Ki Baat Bataoon To Dar Lagta Hai

Asey Kamrey Main Sooladia Mare Saloon Ney Mujey
Paoon Phaylaoon Tu Diwar Se Sar Lagta Hai

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Dil Ka Dard Dil Torrne Waley Kiya Jaaney

Dil Ka Dard Dil Torrne Waley Kiya Jaaney
Pyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamana Kiya Jaaney

Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Larrki Ko Pataney Main
Ye Ghar Pe Baitha Larrki Ka Baap Kiya Jaaney

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Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang Na Bhar

Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang Na Bhar
Mohabbat Or Nafrat Ki Jang Na Lar

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Kar
Pappu Yaar Tang Na Kar !!

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Jub Dekha Unhon Ne Tirchhi Nazar Se

Jub Dekha Unhon Ne Tirchhi Nazar Se
To Hum Madhosh Ho Gaey

Par Jab Pata Chala Ke Un Ki Nazren Hi Tirchhi Hain
To Hum Behosh Ho Gaey

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Khud Ko Itni Dhoom Se Sooli Charhana Yaad Hay

Aaj Tak Woh Band Baje Shaamiyana Yaad Hay
Khud Ko Itni Dhoom Se Sooli Charhana Yaad Hay

Teen Moqay Bhi Diye Qazi Ne Ghor-O Fikr Ke
Aaj Tak Who Qeemati Moqay Ganwana Yaad Hay

Aik Nah Kafi Thi Her Muskil Se Bachne Ke Liye
Hum Ko Han Ka Faislaa Who Ehmaqana Yaad Hay

Ghar Jise Laye The Hum Roti Pakane Ke Liye
Ab Pakati Hay Hamen Us Ka Pakana Yaad Hay

Nah Silaee Janti Hay Nah Cooking Maloom Hay
Han Oose Shohar Ko Ungli Per Nachaana Yaad Hay

Uski Her Ik Baat Per Kehna Hi Parta Hay ‘Bajaa’
Is Tarah Ooska Hamen Barson Bajana Yaad Hay

Mantay Hen Hum Husaini Hadesaa Hoga Shdeed
Kiyon Keh Tum Ko Waqeaa Itna Puranaa Yaad Hay

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us ney poochha mujh sey zara naam to bata

us ney poochha mujh sey zara naam to bata

mai ney kaha hat mujhey budnaam karega

phir woh bola naqaab ko junbish to dijiye

mai ney kaha hat kya sir ko aam karega

ab key bola chul tujhey baazaar lejaun

mai ney kaha hut kya mera daam karega

aagaya woh tang bola beth ja yaheen

mai ney kaha hat kya yaheen shaam karega

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mehboba se milny ka bara shoq tha

Muje apni mehboba se milny ka bara shoq tha,
usay qareeb se dekhny ka bara shoq tha,

1 din likh dia khat usko sabar kr k,
dil mai armano ki qabar kr k,

Bholi bhali samaj na saki mery pyar ko,
de dia khat apny bhai gulzaar ko,

Mai ny darya ki ek bari moaj dekhi,
jab apny peechy gulzaar ki foaj dekhi,

Un k marny se jism se saaz nikly,
munh se agle pichly saray raaz nikly,

Logo ne kaha kis pe azab aya hai,
dil ne kaha putar khat ka jawab aya hai.......

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Preim Kahani

wo bhi din the dil keta tha U ARE ONLY MINE.
sara sara din karte the ek dojey ko JOIN.

phr hoye nikah namey pe jhat pat dono k SIGN.
kuch arsa lga hamein k EVERY THING IS FINE.

phir apni is preim kahani me aya DECLINE.
ab wo mujh ko JIN kehti ha or me usko DYNE.

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Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker..

Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker
Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker
Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker

Na Dartay Hain Na Naa-dim Hain
Na Maanain K woh Khaadim Hain
Yahan Ulti Ganga Behti Hai
Is Dais Main Andhay Haakim Hain

Yah Raqam Saray Likhtay Hain
Qawneen Yahan Na Tiktay Hain
Hai Yahan Per Karoobaar Bohat
Is Dais Main Gurday Biktay Hain

Yahan DOLLAR DOLLAR Hoti Hai
Or G.D.P Kasootti Hai
Kuch Loog Hain Aali Shaan Bohat
or Kuch Ka Nuqsaan Rootti Hai

Umeed Ko Lay Ker Parhtay Hain
Phir Degree Lay ker Phirtay Hain
Jab JOB Na Un Ke Milti Hai
Phir Khud-kush Hamlay Kartay Hain

Woh Kehtay Hain Sab Acha Hai
Or Fooj Ka Raaj Sacha Hai
Khoota Gaari Wala Kyun Yah Manay
Jab Bhooka Us Ka Bacha Hai

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker…!!!

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Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Gher Ke Kamon Se Ghabra Ker
Apni Job Se Aajiz Aa Ker
6 Hafte Ki Chutti Pa Ker
Ker Ke Gher Sunsaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Sone Ke Set Banwaye Gi
Shaan Masale Bhi Laye Gi
Suit Bohut Se Silwaye Gi
Silk Ke Le Ke Thaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Aish Karon Gi Amma Ke Gher
Kaam Karain Ge Noker Chaker
Car Main Le Jaye Ga Shofer
Le Ke Yeh Arman Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Pannu Main Rehte Hain Aakil Chacha
Changa Manga Main Taya Hai
Sab Se Mil Ker Ana Hai
Bana Ke Sare Plan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Boli Rehna Ache Soher
Dafter Se Seedhe Ana Gher
Jate Jate Haath Main De
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Trah Trah Ke Khane Paka Ker
Bher Dala Sara Freazer
Take Main Na Khaon Bahir
Kerk Ke Poora Etminan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Ik Din Phone Kiya Us Ke Gher
Bole Us Ke Mama Asgher
Who To Le Ke Sara Tabber
Aaj Subah Hi Multan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Dhoop Or Germi Se Aa Ker Tang
Mela Huwa Jab Us Ka Rang
Apni Ik Saheli Ke Sang
Wahan Se Kaghan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Aati Hai Us Ki Email Baraber
Kehti Hai Mujhe Ko Bhejo Doller
Phas Mushkil Main Jaan Gai Hai
Hoton Ki Mare Muskan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

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Dor Ke Karna Kya Hai

Shaher Ki Es Dor Me Dor Ke Karna Kya Hai?
Jab Yehi Jeena Hai Dosto To Phir Marna Kya Hai?

Paheli Barish Me Train Late Hone Ki Fikr Hai
Bhul Gaye Bhigte Hue Tahelna Kya Hai?

Serails Ke Kirdaaro Ka Saara Haal Hai Malum
Par Maa Ka Haal Puchhne Ki Fursat Kise Hai?

Ab Ret Pe Nage Pao Tahelte Kyu Nahi?
108 Hai Chanel Phir Dil Bahelte Kyu Nahi?

Internet Ki Duniya Ke To Touch Me Hai,
Lekin Pados Me Kon Raheta Hai Jaante Tak Nahi.

Mobile, Landline Sab Ki Bharmaar Hai,
Lekin Jigri Dost Tak Pahuche Aise Taar Kaha Hai?

Kab Dubte Hue Suraj Ko Dekha Tha Yaad Hai?
Kab Jaana Tha Shaam Ka Woh Banana Kya Hai?

To Dosto Shaher Ki Es Daud Me Daud Ke Karna Kya Hai
Jab Yahi Jeena Hai To Phir Marna Kya Hai?

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chund lerkyon k peechay , das das hazaar lerkay

hund lerkyon k peechay , das das hazaar lerkay
yahan se wahan tak hain phailey beshumar lerkay

perhney likhney se ye rehtey hain humesha khaaif
hotey hain maktabon se akser faraar lerkay

baarha hum ne dekha hai suhaana manzer!(yani)
girls colleges k bahir saraapa intizar lerkay

wesey tou ye samajhtey hain bohat hoshyar khud ko
mager hain bewaqoofyon ka shaahkaar lerkay

ma'asoom lerkion se kertey hain flirt akser
aisey kaamon mein hain bohat honihaar lerkay

wafaa shi'aarion mein rakhtey nahi hain saani
her roz nai lerki k peechey bandhey qatar lerkay

lerki ko dekhtey hi andaaz hon muhazaib
taakay kehalwaa sakein ye khud ko tarahdaar lerkay

bimaari-e-ishq mein mubtala bechaarey
lerki se baat kerney ko beqarar lerkay

ye wafa shi'aar lerkay,ye tarahdaar lerkay
magr beshumaar lerkay, ye naahanjaar lerkay

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Shehar Ke Ganjey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Idher To Shehar Ke Ganjey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Udher Tamaam Lafangey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Main Unn Ka Maal Gaban Ker Ke Jab Say Bhaitha Hoon
Yateem Khaaney Ke Bachey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Mila Hai Nuskha Jawaani Palat Ka Jab Say Mujhey
Tumharey Shehar Ke Bhudey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Main Jinn Ke Waastey Jootey Chura Le Jail Gaya
Woh Ley Ke Haath Mein Jootey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Diya Hai Naam Kafan Chor Jab Say Tum Ne Mujhey
Puraani Qabron Ke Murdey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Patey Ki Baat Jo Moonh Say Nikal Gayi Paagal
Tumharey Shehar Ke Pagley Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

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asman per kali ghata chai ha.

asman per kali ghata chai ha.
aj phr ghar wali se mar khai ha.

kehti ha sudhar jao lekin kia karon.
kam wali aj phr tayar ho kar ae ha.

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Daddy Internet Laga Dein

Daddy Internet Laga Dein

Dil Ka Connection Miladein
Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka
Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein

Homework Pura Hota Nahi
Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi
Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka
Homework Koi Hota Nahi.

Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Cheez
Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys
Waisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is Kay
Par Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.

Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon Ga
Try Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon Ga
Mein God Promise Karta Hun
Net Aap Ke Saunay Ke Baad Lagaun Ga.

Saheli Nahi MeriHaan Dost Hi Hotay Hain
Who Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay Hain
Raat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing Kartay
Subha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.

Ladkian Bhi Kamaal Hoti Hain
Ghar Pe Apni Misaal Hoti Hain
Saara Kaam Khatam Karkay
Das Bajay Saday Naal Hoti Hain.

Ab To Mujhe Internet Lagadein
Meri Bhi Mauj Karadein
Mein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber Bahoo
Daddy Internet Laga Dein

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Tum Mar Jaoo Gey

Kon Kehta Hai Mout Aye Gii To Tum Mar Jaoo Gey
Tum To Bander Ho? Darkth Per Charh Jaoo Gey

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Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

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Log kehte hein eshq to ek beemari ha.

dil torne walon ko saza kyun nhe milti.
har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua kyun nhe milti.

Log kehte hein eshq to ek beemari ha.
to phr Medical Store se iski Dwa kyun nhe milti.

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Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
Tumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan

Jab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli?Shukriya Bhai Jaan

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